endoftimeu Asked:
Alejandro and Dave were lost and looking for shelter and heat. They were wearing nothing but their underwear. Alejandro has a big bulge in his, Dave is way smaller that his, and is intimidated him. "Gee Dave, I hope we find shelter soon", "Yeah Alejandro, I wish we knew where we were" (Zek and another female please)

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They came closer and closer to a cave, a warm fire obviously burning from the inside. They could also hear some muffled noises, like giggling and moaning from the inside.

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Alejandro put her feet over the large portion of his giant cock not inside her, and rubs them against it

Dave moaned loudly, it was about 3 minutes before he finally spoke “stop please” he was now about 30 inches “thank you!”

Reshi moaned, massaging her breasts as she continued to be fucked by the best of his abilities.

Zek smiled as she slid to the floor, spreading her legs for him. “Then go come, boy. and give me my reward for my work~”

Alejandro started to slow down and after 30 minutes he started going faster than ever

Dave started to thrust into her slowly

Reshi moaned as he sped up, her juices running all over his loins before she demanded “And now give me the whole thing~” She purred waiting him to push all 27 inches in

Zek on the other hand give him some time to adjust to his new found male poweress before she gave him a slap on his rear. “And now fuck me good~”

Alejandro then forced all 27 inches into her “would you like my cock to be bigger? How about 40 inches? Maybe 50?”

Dave started going faster than a torpedo. He was thinking about how a lanky guy like him with this giant cock was pleasing such a hot girl like Zek “so, can you make anything else grow?”

Reshi groaned, stroking the bulk in her stomach smiling contently at the feeling before she answered his question: “As big as possible, babe~” She purred.

Zek began to squeal, the speed of the little guy surpassing everything she had imagined. It took her several attempts to answer his question. “Everything in connection with masculinity~” She finally managed to squeeze out between her lips.

Alejandro pulled out and started stroking his cock, it soon reaches 99 inches “big enough?”

Dave moaned “can I have big muscle?” He continued to pound into her

Reshi looked at this monster of a cock and her eyes lit up with excitement. “Bigger?” She asked timidly, wanting to see what his limit truly was

Zek moaned, stretching her hand to his abs. The black sparks came out again in seconds she had turned him into a lean muscular guy. “There you go hun~ but therefore you have to pay extra~”

Alejandro continued stroking and growing “200 inches is the best I can do”

Dave flexed then continues thrusting “what do I do O sexy goddess?”

Reshi licked her lips as she turned around going on all fours. “I am totally ok with that~” She purred, offering both holes to him. 

"Fuck me silly and cum till my belly looks like it would explode" She ordered, spreading her pussy lips for him to hammer harder into her.

Alejandro resumed fucking her, but slowly

Dave started going faster and faster than ever and flexing his pecs in sync with his amazing speed

Reshi let out a moan, her tongue lulling from her belly stretching to the impossible to accommodate his cock. She was happy though, only him going faster would be nice

Zek screamed loudly, her pussy juices squirting nearly everywhere from when his pelvis met hers.

Alejandro started to pick up speed and was going faster than Dave

Dave moaned and came soon after, and kept going, but started to slow down.

endoftimeu Asked:
Alejandro and Dave were lost and looking for shelter and heat. They were wearing nothing but their underwear. Alejandro has a big bulge in his, Dave is way smaller that his, and is intimidated him. "Gee Dave, I hope we find shelter soon", "Yeah Alejandro, I wish we knew where we were" (Zek and another female please)

mikeandfriends:

endoftimeu:

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They came closer and closer to a cave, a warm fire obviously burning from the inside. They could also hear some muffled noises, like giggling and moaning from the inside.

endoftimeu

Alejandro put her feet over the large portion of his giant cock not inside her, and rubs them against it

Dave moaned loudly, it was about 3 minutes before he finally spoke “stop please” he was now about 30 inches “thank you!”

Reshi moaned, massaging her breasts as she continued to be fucked by the best of his abilities.

Zek smiled as she slid to the floor, spreading her legs for him. “Then go come, boy. and give me my reward for my work~”

Alejandro started to slow down and after 30 minutes he started going faster than ever

Dave started to thrust into her slowly

Reshi moaned as he sped up, her juices running all over his loins before she demanded “And now give me the whole thing~” She purred waiting him to push all 27 inches in

Zek on the other hand give him some time to adjust to his new found male poweress before she gave him a slap on his rear. “And now fuck me good~”

Alejandro then forced all 27 inches into her “would you like my cock to be bigger? How about 40 inches? Maybe 50?”

Dave started going faster than a torpedo. He was thinking about how a lanky guy like him with this giant cock was pleasing such a hot girl like Zek “so, can you make anything else grow?”

Reshi groaned, stroking the bulk in her stomach smiling contently at the feeling before she answered his question: “As big as possible, babe~” She purred.

Zek began to squeal, the speed of the little guy surpassing everything she had imagined. It took her several attempts to answer his question. “Everything in connection with masculinity~” She finally managed to squeeze out between her lips.

Alejandro pulled out and started stroking his cock, it soon reaches 99 inches “big enough?”

Dave moaned “can I have big muscle?” He continued to pound into her

Reshi looked at this monster of a cock and her eyes lit up with excitement. “Bigger?” She asked timidly, wanting to see what his limit truly was

Zek moaned, stretching her hand to his abs. The black sparks came out again in seconds she had turned him into a lean muscular guy. “There you go hun~ but therefore you have to pay extra~”

Alejandro continued stroking and growing “200 inches is the best I can do”

Dave flexed then continues thrusting “what do I do O sexy goddess?”

Reshi licked her lips as she turned around going on all fours. “I am totally ok with that~” She purred, offering both holes to him. 

"Fuck me silly and cum till my belly looks like it would explode" She ordered, spreading her pussy lips for him to hammer harder into her.

Alejandro resumed fucking her, but slowly

Dave started going faster and faster than ever and flexing his pecs in sync with his amazing speed

endoftimeu Asked:
Alejandro and Dave were lost and looking for shelter and heat. They were wearing nothing but their underwear. Alejandro has a big bulge in his, Dave is way smaller that his, and is intimidated him. "Gee Dave, I hope we find shelter soon", "Yeah Alejandro, I wish we knew where we were" (Zek and another female please)

mikeandfriends:

endoftimeu:

mikeandfriends:

endoftimeu:

mikeandfriends:

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mikeandfriends:

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mikeandfriends:

They came closer and closer to a cave, a warm fire obviously burning from the inside. They could also hear some muffled noises, like giggling and moaning from the inside.

endoftimeu

Alejandro put her feet over the large portion of his giant cock not inside her, and rubs them against it

Dave moaned loudly, it was about 3 minutes before he finally spoke “stop please” he was now about 30 inches “thank you!”

Reshi moaned, massaging her breasts as she continued to be fucked by the best of his abilities.

Zek smiled as she slid to the floor, spreading her legs for him. “Then go come, boy. and give me my reward for my work~”

Alejandro started to slow down and after 30 minutes he started going faster than ever

Dave started to thrust into her slowly

Reshi moaned as he sped up, her juices running all over his loins before she demanded “And now give me the whole thing~” She purred waiting him to push all 27 inches in

Zek on the other hand give him some time to adjust to his new found male poweress before she gave him a slap on his rear. “And now fuck me good~”

Alejandro then forced all 27 inches into her “would you like my cock to be bigger? How about 40 inches? Maybe 50?”

Dave started going faster than a torpedo. He was thinking about how a lanky guy like him with this giant cock was pleasing such a hot girl like Zek “so, can you make anything else grow?”

Reshi groaned, stroking the bulk in her stomach smiling contently at the feeling before she answered his question: “As big as possible, babe~” She purred.

Zek began to squeal, the speed of the little guy surpassing everything she had imagined. It took her several attempts to answer his question. “Everything in connection with masculinity~” She finally managed to squeeze out between her lips.

Alejandro pulled out and started stroking his cock, it soon reaches 99 inches “big enough?”

Dave moaned “can I have big muscle?” He continued to pound into her

Reshi looked at this monster of a cock and her eyes lit up with excitement. “Bigger?” She asked timidly, wanting to see what his limit truly was

Zek moaned, stretching her hand to his abs. The black sparks came out again in seconds she had turned him into a lean muscular guy. “There you go hun~ but therefore you have to pay extra~”

Alejandro continued stroking and growing “200 inches is the best I can do”

Dave flexed then continues thrusting “what do I do O sexy goddess?”

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endoftimeu Asked:
Alejandro and Dave were lost and looking for shelter and heat. They were wearing nothing but their underwear. Alejandro has a big bulge in his, Dave is way smaller that his, and is intimidated him. "Gee Dave, I hope we find shelter soon", "Yeah Alejandro, I wish we knew where we were" (Zek and another female please)

mikeandfriends:

endoftimeu:

mikeandfriends:

endoftimeu:

mikeandfriends:

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mikeandfriends:

They came closer and closer to a cave, a warm fire obviously burning from the inside. They could also hear some muffled noises, like giggling and moaning from the inside.

endoftimeu

Alejandro put her feet over the large portion of his giant cock not inside her, and rubs them against it

Dave moaned loudly, it was about 3 minutes before he finally spoke “stop please” he was now about 30 inches “thank you!”

Reshi moaned, massaging her breasts as she continued to be fucked by the best of his abilities.

Zek smiled as she slid to the floor, spreading her legs for him. “Then go come, boy. and give me my reward for my work~”

Alejandro started to slow down and after 30 minutes he started going faster than ever

Dave started to thrust into her slowly

Reshi moaned as he sped up, her juices running all over his loins before she demanded “And now give me the whole thing~” She purred waiting him to push all 27 inches in

Zek on the other hand give him some time to adjust to his new found male poweress before she gave him a slap on his rear. “And now fuck me good~”

Alejandro then forced all 27 inches into her “would you like my cock to be bigger? How about 40 inches? Maybe 50?”

Dave started going faster than a torpedo. He was thinking about how a lanky guy like him with this giant cock was pleasing such a hot girl like Zek “so, can you make anything else grow?”

Reshi groaned, stroking the bulk in her stomach smiling contently at the feeling before she answered his question: “As big as possible, babe~” She purred.

Zek began to squeal, the speed of the little guy surpassing everything she had imagined. It took her several attempts to answer his question. “Everything in connection with masculinity~” She finally managed to squeeze out between her lips.

Alejandro pulled out and started stroking his cock, it soon reaches 99 inches “big enough?”

Dave moaned “can I have big muscle?” He continued to pound into her

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
endoftimeu Asked:
Alejandro and Dave were lost and looking for shelter and heat. They were wearing nothing but their underwear. Alejandro has a big bulge in his, Dave is way smaller that his, and is intimidated him. "Gee Dave, I hope we find shelter soon", "Yeah Alejandro, I wish we knew where we were" (Zek and another female please)

mikeandfriends:

endoftimeu:

mikeandfriends:

endoftimeu:

mikeandfriends:

They came closer and closer to a cave, a warm fire obviously burning from the inside. They could also hear some muffled noises, like giggling and moaning from the inside.

endoftimeu

Alejandro put her feet over the large portion of his giant cock not inside her, and rubs them against it

Dave moaned loudly, it was about 3 minutes before he finally spoke “stop please” he was now about 30 inches “thank you!”

Reshi moaned, massaging her breasts as she continued to be fucked by the best of his abilities.

Zek smiled as she slid to the floor, spreading her legs for him. “Then go come, boy. and give me my reward for my work~”

Alejandro started to slow down and after 30 minutes he started going faster than ever

Dave started to thrust into her slowly

Reshi moaned as he sped up, her juices running all over his loins before she demanded “And now give me the whole thing~” She purred waiting him to push all 27 inches in

Zek on the other hand give him some time to adjust to his new found male poweress before she gave him a slap on his rear. “And now fuck me good~”

Alejandro then forced all 27 inches into her “would you like my cock to be bigger? How about 40 inches? Maybe 50?”

Dave started going faster than a torpedo. He was thinking about how a lanky guy like him with this giant cock was pleasing such a hot girl like Zek “so, can you make anything else grow?”

endoftimeu Asked:
Alejandro and Dave were lost and looking for shelter and heat. They were wearing nothing but their underwear. Alejandro has a big bulge in his, Dave is way smaller that his, and is intimidated him. "Gee Dave, I hope we find shelter soon", "Yeah Alejandro, I wish we knew where we were" (Zek and another female please)

mikeandfriends:

endoftimeu:

mikeandfriends:

They came closer and closer to a cave, a warm fire obviously burning from the inside. They could also hear some muffled noises, like giggling and moaning from the inside.

endoftimeu

Alejandro put her feet over the large portion of his giant cock not inside her, and rubs them against it

Dave moaned loudly, it was about 3 minutes before he finally spoke “stop please” he was now about 30 inches “thank you!”

Reshi moaned, massaging her breasts as she continued to be fucked by the best of his abilities.

Zek smiled as she slid to the floor, spreading her legs for him. “Then go come, boy. and give me my reward for my work~”

Alejandro started to slow down and after 30 minutes he started going faster than ever

Dave started to thrust into her slowly